fire dragon dad.




  1. When my very pregnant wife talks about being bloated and other pregnant bodily functions  I’m like…

     

  2. This is me trying to calculate exactly when things will go back to normal

     

  3. When your very pregnant wife is out of the first trimester I’m like…

     

  4. When I look around at what teenagers are wearing these days and wonder about my future teenager I’m like…

     

  5. My reaction when my very pregnant wife shows me her first vaginal discharge I’m like…

     

  6. When my very pregnant wife finds out I forgot to pick up 1 of the 48 things on her list she’s like…

     

  7. When I go to the bar and order a Manhattan for myself and bring back my very pregnant wife a water, on the rocks, she’s like…

     

  8. When I order my steak and fries my hungry pregnant wife is like…

     

  9. When I think of a really awesome name for the future little bundle of joy my wife is like…

     

  10. When my very pregnant wife asks me “Am I looking fat now?" I’m like…